Wednesday, September 19, 2012

I dont wanna taco bout it

A long time ago in a far away land called childhood I remember having this nightmare and it went a little something like this.

I boarded this bus full of taco people... like tacos with faces, arms, legs and some even had mustaches (like the one in the photo bellow), but that is beside the point, so I was riding along with my fellow tacos and arrived into town.
Everyone in town was also a taco, except for me... I guess you could say I was the minority.
Well everytaco was so kind and friendly and I even had made friends with a taco that was a male and he was showing me around and introducing me the other taco friends, unfortunately this is where the dream takes a turn for the worse.
I was getting up off a bench and when all the taco people looked at me they all gasped in horror!
I had sat/crushed a fellow taco person not just a fellow taco but a granny taco with a little cane and I had done the unthinkably... I killed her! The people of tacoville were angry and starting chasing me with what I believe were utensils... they wanted me dead!

I thankfully woke up and I believe this is where my dislike for hardshell tacos began.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Out of the mouth of babes

Can I just say Addi reminds me everyday how lucky I am to be a mom! She is a stinker most of the time, but boy does she make me feel so much joy every single day! Addi always is saying the funniest things and I had to write the ones down that she said just today.

Yes, we spent most of our afternoon at Target :)

While walking into target Addi noticed some trees that were loosing some leafs and she said "mom, that tree is deciduous".  I was like, what now? I had to ask Jake that even meant.  Sadly she can pronounce it way better than I can.

Jake will take the Ipad to work for when he has conference calls or other important things to takes notes on it.  Well today Addi did not want him to take it and she ended up getting her way (don't judge, I wanted to go to Target with a happy child).  Well while we were walking around Target she had a sad face and I asked her what was wrong and she said "I feel bad I didn't let daddy have my Ipad, he really wanted it and I wouldn't let him".  I asked her if she wanted to call and say sorry and she replied "nope".

Addi really wants the brave polly pocket and when she saw it she shouted "OH! We need to buy this"!
She ended up carrying it around the store the whole time and I told her that I forgot my money so we couldn't get it. Her respones was "I have an idea! How about we take it now,  go home to get your money and then come back and pay for it".  I explained that the store doesn't allow toys to leave that aren't paid for.  We walked back to put it away and she stuff it in a random home items shelf and said "lets hide it here so no one find it".

On the way home it was getting cloudy and barely windy but Addison thought a tornado was coming so she yelled "hurry daddy! A tomato is coming"!

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

HI, im sixteen

Well... Looking at my face you would think I just hit puberty! Call Pizza Hut cause I have a pepperoni pizza to deliver!
All joking aside, I am really annoyed about whats been going on with my face since moving here.  I know I should be grateful to have two eyes to see and legs to walk but I am tired of not having clear skin, I am 24 for crying out loud!  When I was a teenager I actually had pretty decent skin while going through puberty not perfect but a lot better then whats been going on! I just don't get why... I wash my face day and night, clean my pillow cases all the time and I eat healthy foods (most of the time) and drinks lots of water. 

If this is my body hitting puberty late then I better be getting a nice set of tatas that never showed up either!

Thursday, September 6, 2012


I just wanna give a little shout out to Jake! Since we moved here he has taking up running almost every  day and tries to go mountain biking at least twice a week! He has changed his diet in a good way! Lots of white meats, fruits, vegetables, and no more soda or fast food.  I am proud of him and how hard he has worked to keep it up.

The being in shape bug has hit our home! 

Beckem is a showoff... Only needs one arm

 Best way to work out... in your undies!

Now to just get my lazy butt in gear... 

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Interviewing a one year old

I am probably the only one that will think this is funny but I love how it sounds like he is actually answering my questions. I love his baby gibberish!